About Me

Introduction:

I used to be one of the millions of people who travel for a living. My job was always in Somewhere, USA. I didn’t know where I’d be from week to week. I lived in hotels, airports, and rental cars. I have more frequent traveler miles than you’ll ever dream of. I’m the Elite, Platinum, Titanium, Gold, Ambassador, or whatever the top honor is in just about every travel program out there. I’m that guy standing in front of you in the security line at the airport… the guy sitting in the second row (no underseat storage in the first row – that sucks!) of first class on the plane, watching you get on board because my Elite status lets me get on first… the guy who hangs his “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door of my hotel room because Housekeeping thinks I get up at the crack of dawn. I am TheBisch.

I’ve got a marketing degree, and I don’t market a thing. I wasted my college years and educational dollars on boobies and beer. I spent my first two years out of college on top of the world, working for software companies and dotcoms. Then the Internet bubble burst and since then I was reduced to traveling for whatever pittance my employer can toss my way.

Finally I crawled up out of that hell-hole and got myself a decent job where I can make some money. Unfortunately, with this crappy economy, I’m saddled with a house payment *and* rent on an apartment… So I’m still not making any money… So, I come here to bitch.

For what little time I have for fun… I am forever and always an Auburn Tiger and love watching the Tigers play football. I enjoy a good movie, watching TV (you’ll hear alot about Lost, 24, and American Idol here), music (I have a very crazy diverse taste in music), reading (although that has mostly turned into Books on Tape lately), writing obviously, and I spend the remainder of my paychecks at The Home Depot.

When I’m home, I sit in my dimly lit bedroom, with my blazing fast Quad-Core custom-built rig, and my 19″ Flat Panel LCD monitor, entertaining you, my dear readers with the stories of my travels, my hopes, my dreams, my fears… and especially my rants and raves.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Why do they call you TheBisch?
A: Because man, that’s my name. Get over it.

Q: How old are you?
A: I turned 29 in 2005. I stopped celebrating birthdays after that. I shall always be 29.

Q: Are you married or single?
A: Quite single. I used to be able to blame my job for this. I don’t travel as much anymore… dangit.

Q: What do you look like?
TheBischA: Theres my picture, on the right.

Q: Where do you live?
A: In a town that’s famous for the “Choo-Choo”. You do the math.

Q: Where were you born?
A: Jacksonville, Florida. But I haven’t lived there since I was 2.

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