Tailgate me and I`ll go slower.
I can`t stand people who tailgate. I already do 10-15 mph over the speed limit. And I seriously don`t have the money to pay for another ticket. I suggest if you don`t like being behind me, you turn off or pass me. Why do you have to follow RIGHT behind me? Go fucking drive a go cart or something. Or even better.. go on a trail ride and you can ride the horse that likes to have it`s nose up the ass of the horse in front of it.
When you tailgate me, it makes me want to slam on the brakes and give you a heart attack.
Wouldn`t that be funny? You dying?
A friend of mine who shares the same sentiment shares this story….
“Some asshole was coming out of a parking lot, and trying to get in between myself and the car in front of me. So I pulled up right behind the car in front (we were stopped at a light). Light turned green, I made sure he couldn`t get in… but then the guy behind me let him in. So he started tailgating me, quite put off that I hadn`t let him in. So I slammed on the brakes.
Okay, no, not the safest idea.. but I didn`t care, he was really irritating me. Then, I gave him the finger for about 10 seconds.. I made sure he saw it.
He was forced to stay behind me for about 30 seconds.. then two lanes beside me cleared.
He pulled into the FARTHEST lane, and had his buddy give me the finger. Waaaah, my feelings were hurt!!
I told my stepmom the story.. some loser was tailgating her, so she slowed down. He got annoyed, and passed her in a fit of rage. It was only a couple blocks ahead where the police pulled him over. ”
Moral of the story: Don`t be arrogant, I can be twice as arrogant as you could ever hope to be. And my arrogance rubs off on the people who know me.
“I hate driving. There are so many retards on the road. Tailgating bothers me the most.. I also hate people trying to beat me because they`re in the lanes which have parked cars (you can`t beat me, I don`t care what you`re driving.. my little car has way too much pride to let sneaky people in). I beat a motorcycle. My car was smoking and smelling badly afterwards, and I think he had decided it just wasn`t worth it, but hey, I`ll take any victory I can get. I hate people on the highway who drive slowly in the passing lane (pass and get it over with..). ”
Another thing that pisses me off is people who ride down the shoulder of the road and then try to move over into the traffic lane because they don’t want to wait in the same line I’ve just been waiting on. Fuck you. Wait in line like everyone else.
I WILL let people who signal and wait for me to give them an okay before they get into my lane.. and I love people that wave afterwards, it makes me feel so happy.
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