Archive for October, 2004

Testicle Trivia

In the latest report from Jennifer, I read something about testicles…80% of men have the left one hanging lower than the right one. It’s apparently the opposite for left-handed men, however–their right testicle hangs lower. Jennifer asked for comments on her site… and so far, it seems to ring true… How about it readers? Which [...]

The Flu Vaccine

How the vaccine works:
Influenza vaccine is produced by growing the virus in eggs. The virus is killed and processed to create the vaccine, which is given by injection under the skin. The body then produces antibodies to the virus over the next two to four weeks. If the immunized person then comes into contact with [...]

Good Morning Arkansas

Boy, I had always heard that Little Rock was a backwards town, and hence Arkansas was a backwards state, but I didn’t realize how true that was! Now before you Arkansas readers get your panties in a wad, let me explain….
No state that wants to promote tourism should ever charge a 32% (yes, that’s thirty-two [...]

What’s your political afflilation?

The political description that fits me best is…
LIBERTARIAN
LIBERTARIANS support maximum liberty in both personal and economic matters. They advocate a much smaller government; one that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence.
Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and [...]

The Auburn Creed

I believe that this is a practical world and that I can count only on what I earn. Therefore, I believe in work, hard work.
I believe in education, which gives me the knowledge to work wisely and trains my mind and my hands to work skillfully.
I believe in honesty and truthfulness, without which I cannot [...]

Scenes from an Auburn Game (Game 7)

Okay…. WTF?
How can Auburn be ranked fourth in the coaches poll and the BCS when both MIAMI and OKLAHOMA haven’t played a difficult schedule?
Let’s take a look at this…
USC is rightly where they belong… in the number one slight, despite nearly losing a couple of games to unranked teams…
Oklahoma hasn’t faced a ranked opponent [...]

Oh god… not the office!

Well, faithful readers, today is it… today is O-Day. What’s O-Day you ask? Office Day. I haven’t been there in five weeks. I hear it’s completely different. I’ve been moved out of my office to some far remote corner upstairs. Maybe no one will remember me. That could be fun.
Going to the office has its [...]

Where, oh where has Kyle been?

Sorry guys and gals, I’ve been so busy redesigning the blog, I almost forgot to blog! Check out all the new features of the redesigned blog, including pictures, new links, and much, much more. There will be more to come as I spend more time tweaking it over the next few weeks. Keep reading, faithful [...]