JOB APPLICATION FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
NAME: John Kerry
RESIDENCES: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill in my career as a US Senator. I ordered the city of Boston to remove a fire hydrant [...]
Archive > October 2004
John Kerry’s Presidental Job Application
Rants & Raves from Madison Wisconsin
Well, I just got home from Madison, Wisconsin… land of the cows, home of the cheese. An overall, interesting experience, I must say. It’s another college town, which makes me long for those days all over.
One problem with Madison is parking and their love of one-way streets and streets that cars can’t drive [...]
The Red Roof Inn sucks ass…
This is the second time I’ve stayed in a Red Roof Inn, and I must say… it sucks ass. I think my hotel is the only one on the block that doesn’t have High Speed Internet. There’s no shampoo supplied like the other hotels…. if you want shampoo, it’s a buck-fifty out of [...]
The Ultimate Abuse of Power in the Name of Security
As most of you know, I travel… a lot. I spend a lot of time going from town to town, kind of like a nomad. But a part of that nomadic life includes spending gross amounts of time in airports. Currently, I’m sitting in this little shithole of an airport called Bishop [...]
Notes from Ann Arbor, Michigan
This week, I spent my time in Ann Arbor. There is certainly something about Michigan. Despite all the negative connotations Detroit and the surrounding areas brings to people’s minds, Michgian is not that bad of a state. The countryside was rather clean, and my sinuses didn’t tend to bother me there either. [...]
Friday Fun…
I’m going to start a new occasional series called Friday Fun. Armed with my digital camera, I’m going to take pictures and post them in my blog. The question is… what am I going to take pictures of? That’s where you come in. Hit the comment button below and tell me [...]
