Okay dear readers, it’s nearly 2005 and time for a quick review of 2004. Since I didn’t start blogging until July, I’ll just post a couple of thoughts for January through June….

January – I learned why it’s a bad idea to be nice to your customers.

February – A good month, the last great Valentine’s day and my birthday all in one month.

March – I learned that my girlfriend of nearly two years was cheating on me.

April – Literally spent two days of April at home, the rest, on the road.

May – Came within 100 feet of ringing the doorbell of an ex-girlfriend’s house. Probably a good idea I didn’t.

June – Back to New York for the first time since 9/11.

July – Back to Oklahoma City for the first time in 10 years… for my high school reunion

August – I finally Paid off my car!

September – Was a busy month! We remembered 9/11. Found out my ex-girlfriend from last March was pregnant. Thank god it wasn’t mine… My Auburn Tigers defeated the defending national champion LSU Tigers.

October – I learned I was more Libertarian than Republican. Whodathunkit?

November – I flew on Deathtrap Airlines, and drank where girls danced on a bar for my cousins wedding.

December – I declared Lurkers Amnesty Week, and saw babes in bikini’s in Miami… I beat the hell out of some poor alarm clock in New Jersey, and won a Windy!

Well, there we have it folks… my highlights (and lowlights) for 2004…. let’s hope 2005 is just as entertaining.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL!