The other day I went out to dinner with my folks and my grandparents to celebrate the holidays. About halfway through dinner, this totally hot blonde comes in with her mom and is joined shortly by her father… In any normal situation, the fact that a hot girl is seated at the next table wouldn’t bother me. In fact, I’d rather enjoy it. But you see, there’s a multitude of problems here: I’m sitting at a table with my parents and grandparents, she’s sitting at another table with her parents, and I’m eating baby-back ribs. Why me?
It’s not exactly like you can hit on a girl when she’s hanging with her parents, nor when you’re with your own parents. It just feels creepy. I caught her checking me out a couple of times…. now, I wonder if that was interest, or if she was amused by the mess my baby-back ribs were creating? Suave, I know.
So again it is my luck…. figures. Ah well, maybe next time.
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