Today’s the first day of my long awaited vacation and I spent most of it doing what I do best…. sleeping. I got out of bed at some point this morning, and attempted to watch the TV…. but a few hours later I woke up and discovered the TV was watching me, so I [...]
Archive > December 2004
I’m going to Hawaii! Yay! Yay! I’m going to Hawaii!
Maybe this new job won’t be so bad after all… my first long distance travel assignment upon my return from vacation is to go to Hawaii for up to two weeks (depending on which customers confirm)…. boy is that so not going to suck. I’ve never been to Hawaii. I’ll make sure I [...]
I wanna free iPod!
Okay boys and girls…. I finally broke down… everyone’s getting a free iPod these days, and now I want one. So, click this link and sign up, complete an offer (the RealRhapsody one is pretty inexpensive and kinda cool), then get five of your own friends to do the same thing and get your [...]
Merry Christmas to me?
In News of the Weird today… my boss is leaving. Dammit, I’ll miss him… I had him trained so well. Now I’ll have to train a new boss! Problem is, I already know who the new boss is…. and she was hired after I was…. which means, I was passed up for a [...]
Country Roads…. Take Me Home….
Okay, now I know everyone had visions of me holed up in some South Georgia prison ala Dukes of Hazzard style or worse, but I alive and well… I’ll just have to share with you my misadventures down in Baxley, Georgia. YEEEE-HAW!
After spending two nights in near the railroad tracks in gawdawful Eastman, we [...]
Who told?!?!
You Were a Little Naughty This Year!
While you’re not likely to greet Santa with a sucker punch,
He’s still not too jolly about coming to your house.
You might get a small token from Mr. Claus…
Like some Morning-After Pills and Condoms.
Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
No, I’m not dead….
I know I said I was travelling further into South Georgia… and no, I didn’t get abducted by aliens or die… I just didn’t have any internet access for two days. Drove me crazy. Details at 11.
Nobody told me there’d be days like these….
Yeeee-haw! It’s all about the small-town this week as I venture into Redneck Country down in south Georgia.
For the past two days I’ve been staying in the sprawling metropolis of Eastman. They have a handful of stoplights and two hotels. I picked the “good” one out by the railroad tracks, where the train [...]
