Archive for December, 2004
Jersey Girls
I just got back from a customer in New Jersey and I’ll have to admit, I had a pretty good time. The owner seemed awfully “connected”…. wonder if that means anything?
One grip before I get back to the title: Why can’t I make a left-hand turn in this state? People used [...]
Yay! I won a Windy!
Sniff, sniff! Thank you! Thank you! You like me, you really like me! I want to thank my mom, my dad, my agent, God, the blogging community….
All kidding aside, thank you Jennifer for presenting me with a cherished 2004 Windy Award. I feel so honored. It’s good to know someone really is reading what [...]
The Dead Pool
Well, they’ve finally turned death into a game. Pick the most deaths (or the best deaths) and win prizes at the end of the year! Now accepting applications for the 2005 season, I’ve already put mine in…
How do you play? Click here and follow directions. Make sure you tell them I [...]
In case of fire, please remove cell phone.
At about 10 after seven this morning, I wake up to this irritating bleating… in my usual semi-awake state that early in the morning, I reach over to the nightstand and pick up the phone…. I hear a dial tone…. I hang up the phone and push all the buttons on the top of the [...]
The Ghost of Christmas Indifferance
I just can’t get into the Christmas spirit, and I haven’t been able for a couple of years now… I think this Christmas is going to be pretty low key for me, for a change.
I’m about one-thirds finished with my Christmas shopping, which is causing a little bit of pre-holiday stress. I’ve bought for [...]
Have you ever wondered?
Have you ever wondered about the people who wind up in the background of the photographs you take? You know those people… the “extras” in your photo shoot when you’re in a busy or crowded place…. Who are they? Why were they there? What events in their life brought them into yours, [...]
Welcome to Miami…
This past weekend, my travels took me to “Little Cuba”… also known as Miami. One thing I can’t complain about was the weather… it was beautiful. Sunny and warm the whole time… a guy could learn to live with that year round. Also my hotel was practically right on beach. Unfortunately, [...]
A Canadian Journalist Screams Out
Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots
By Ian Robinson — Calgary Sun
In the wake of the US presidential election, in which I cheerfully took a Sun assistant city editor, who figured Senator John Kerry couldn’t lose, for $10 (a quick pause to gloat here). Americans disenchanted with President George W. Bush’s reelection romp back into the [...]
