TheBisch

Here I am, gleefully breaking the law, rolling down a Washington DC area Interstate at a leisurly 62 miles per hour (as evidenced by the radar reading in the upper right hand corner). Why is 62 miles per hour a problem? Because the speed limit is FIFTY. Look…. look at that picture, it’s a major [...]

A Slovak man was found drunk and staggering down a mountain path four days after his Audi was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains. Rescue teams wondered how Kral managed to escape. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he [...]

Did you get your free Red State Conservative Sticker yet? Click on the link and scroll all the way down for details. Mine’s on the way, which I’ll proudly put on my car once it arrives. Might order the T-Shirt too… The free wallpaper will be good for my laptop!

I just finished reading about Snakey’s Decision, and I feel horrible for her. I’ve never had to put an animal down, or watch one suffer… but I have had to give one away…. It’s hard to lose a beloved pet and I feel for ya and I’m keeping Peej in my thoughts and well-wishes. As [...]

The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman’s poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?” The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, “Americans [...]

Okay boys and girls… The Super Bowl is coming up quickly, and it’s time to get ready to watch the commericals…. because who the fuck cares if the Pats or the Eagles win? I sure as hell don’t. First up…. The Energizer bunny…. still going…. since 1989. This is one of the longest running ad [...]

I’ve always prided myself on not being a rubbernecker while driving… I don’t stop and slow down to look at the car accidents…. but when I’m not behind the wheel of a car, I am always tempted to look at the most disgusting things… You know the kinds of things I’m talking about… those emails [...]

I went to the local grocery store today to hurry in for just a couple of items to keep me fed until my next business trip. While walking through the aisles, I nearly got run over by this soccer mom pushing a grocery cart with a plastic racecar body attached to the front of it. [...]