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Just the other day I was reading on Overworked & Underf*cked about condoms which made me think about sex…. dammit. With unexpected pregnancy on the decline, I figured this would be a good time to talk about condoms.

I have a love/hate relationship with condoms…. I love the fact that they keep me all virus free and keep her from getting pregnant, but I dislike using them…. hate is kind of a strong word. I prefer the “bare” sensation…. although Avatar suggests that with the new polyurthane ones, she can hardly tell the difference. I’ve yet to try these…. I’ll have to see about getting some (and then getting some).

So, I wind up using condoms with a girl until I’m more or less in a serious relationship with her and she’s on the pill…. Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t insist she get on the pill… i always leave that decision up to her…. but I typically find most girls are on the pill already (or say they are… ahem).

There used to just be a couple of brands out there…. and I’ve pretty much stuck with the brands that have been around forever…. I will warn you. Do not buy Lifestyles condoms…. I never had good luck with those, constantly broke them. A friend of mine broke them alot too…. and now he’s a daddy. Personally, I like Trojan Magnums, as one concern is always the proper fit.

As for variety… there’s more condom choices today than there have ever been…. it’s like going to a buffet! There’s ribbed for her pleasure, a pleasure mesh for both your pleasure, there’s twisted pleasure, lambskin, there’s even colors and flavors ranging from chocolate to strawberry! One question about using condoms for oral was brought up before…. Ladies, how do you give oral with a condom on it? Would a “flavored” condom really make it all better?

With so much variety out there, you’re bound (hehe) to find something you like… so experiement safely, dear readers… but most importantly…. HAVE FUN!

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Comments

Okay, I just gotta say who in the hell gives oral while he’s wearing a condom. I too hate condoms (thank god for a husband with a vasectomy!) - I’ve never even considered oral sex with a condom. I doubt seriously that flavors would help. Eww (to the condoms, of course!).

I dunno about wanting a girl to go on the pill. Something about asking her to ingest hormones just so I don’t have to wear a condom is rather, umm selfish.

But, if she offers, I’d be stupid to say no.

More guys should be like Mango and Amy’s husband. Wrap it up or snip it. :)

I’ve never had oral with a condom on… I saw that on the website I referenced this entry to…. I can’t imagine it would be good for the woman…. And Mango, I completely agree with you… I never ask… only accept offers. :)

Yeah I hate using condoms too. Sure they’re good for keeping diseases away. But we’re all gonna die from something eventually right? That’s not an excuse. But a fact. I think it’s fine to do it without a condom if the person is clean, and you don’t shoot it in them. And as for using condoms with oral sex. That’s just being a little “too safe”. I think it’s unsafe if the person swallows. But that’s it.

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