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February 11, 2005 TO: H. Lee Scott, CEO Wal-Mart 702 Southwest Eighth Street Bentonville, AR 72716-8611 FROM: Kyle http://kylesblog.endoftheinternet.org Dear Mr. Scott, I would like to bring your attention a complaint I have about the checkout lines at your store, located at Woodstock, Georgia. Specifically, I’m writing about the speed of the lines. I am [...]

No, boys and girls… I wasn’t fired. As a matter of fact, I accepted a promotion yesterday! Happy days…. Getting back to the subject… anyone watch ABCNews with Peter Jennings last night? Did you hear the story about people getting fired for blogging. Now I say that is a total violation of first amendment rights… [...]

You can thank Mango for tagging me for a meme. You can see by my category links on the sidebar how often I do these, but I also have this strong desire to answer whenever I’m called out to do something… I used to be a big music lover… now, I can take it or [...]

Oh boo-hoo… the French are whining again…. they might have to give up their 35 hour work week in the name of progress and productivity. No wonder the French are nothing but a bunch of pansies. I haven’t worked less than a fifty hour work since I graduated college, and I was working a 30 [...]

I am completely speechless. These two girls thought they were doing a good deed by not attending a dance where there would be underage drinking, and instead made homemade cookies for their neighbors in Durango, Colorado. Apparently, one neighbor isn’t a big fan of cookies and had an “anxiety attack”, which she thought was a [...]

Well, I was completely disappointed by the Superbowl this year. The Patriots won and the ads weren’t nearly as funny as they usually are. As far as the game itself… did you hear those fuckwits on FOX comparing Bill Belichick to Vince Lombardi? Don Shula? Come on… Belichick isn’t that great, and certainly not on [...]

OH. MY. GOD. TURN. IT. OFF. TURN. IT. OFF. Some MORON in my neighborhood apparently has shorted a wire on his car horn…. and it won’t shut up. Oh yes, look what time it is… it’s 3 in the morning… a quick look outside reveals NO ONE IS GOING TO FIX IT. I’m about ready [...]

One thing I love about the Superbowl every year is the advertisements…. Tomorrow, I’m looking forward to a bunch of new ads by the likes of Budweiser, Pepsi, and FedEx…. meanwhile, let’s take a trip down memory lane and review some ads from last year… Chevrolet – An American Revolution – This ad features several [...]