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Entries for April, 2005

Obesity…

Epidemic Problem Threat Issue HYPE Americans have been force-fed a steady diet of obesity myths by the “food police”, trial lawyers, and even our own government. Learn the truth about obesity at: CONSUMERFREEDOM.COM I saw the above advertisement in the USA Today the other day, so I thought I’d take a look at the site. [...]

Jersey Week

It’s Make Fun of New Jersey Week over at Fat Dude’s website… I have a problem with it, but not because I’m from New Jersey, but the rest of my family is. My parents escaped New Jersey and moved to Florida, which is where I was born. I particularly like where my parents grew up. [...]

If incompetence could fly…

my office would be an airport. I’m a pretty smart guy. I’ve been using various computer systems for 19 years now and I’ve taught myself everything I know. But there are a few proprietary systems that my employer uses that I haven’t figured out on my own…. mostly because I haven’t been exposed to it [...]

My very own theme…

Special thanks to Jennifer of geeksmakemehot.com. If you don’t see my own special theme, you can pick “TheBisch” from my theme switcher on the right hand column. Check it out! Bonus points if you recognize the font.

English! Do you speak it?

Your Linguistic Profile: 75% General American English 15% Yankee 5% Dixie 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak? I found this interesting… I guess it really shows why people can never place where I’m from. Southerners always guess I’m from the north. Northerners always say I’m from the midwest. [...]

New features…

In case you hadn’t noticed, I’d added a Theme Switcher to the blog. Look over there on the right hand corner and you can change the look of my blog yourself… So far, there’s three generic themes. Be on the lookout for a custom theme soon!

A weekend with TiVo

Well this has been another wasted weekend. I’ve spent the majority of it catching up on all the television shows my TiVo has recorded. Some people now are two TiVo homes, putting one in their bedroom. In my mind TiVo was a solution to a problem: getting control over when I watched TV and the [...]

Theres Barenaked Ladies in my Mailbox!

I arrived home yesterday after a long, grueling day at work and check my mail. I pull out the usual assortment of bills and advertisements to places I never go to and there, stuffed in the very back of my mailbox, is a box! I don’t remember ordering anything that would come in a box, [...]