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Smoke rose above the Vatican and at first people wondered if it was black or white smoke… then, the bells rang. Signifying that the cardinals from 52 countries had just elected Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany the 265th pope. Ratzinger took on the name Benedict XVI for his paupacy. Previous Benedicts were known for their [...]

You might remember I said yesterday that I’d be driving the department’s Ford Expedition this week. Well, I got screwed out of that deal this morning. One of our guys from our Mississippi office decided he couldn’t make it to his job site this week, so we’re sending two guys from our office to this [...]

Oh weekend, why did you leave me? It’s just 7 hours into Monday and already I miss you. Ever have one of those weekends where you just got a lot of stuff accomplished? I just had one of those and I felt so good getting the entire yard watered, trimmed, edged, and watered and my [...]

I’m working in town again this week and that means I get to drive a company vehicle. Our department has a bunch of two-seater cargo vans and one Ford Expedition. Well, guess which one I claimed? Then Friday afternoon, a manager who works for another department, decides he wants the Expedition because he needs to [...]

I got the latest edition of Maxim magazine in the mail yesterday and ::imdb(“Brittany Murphy”):: is on the cover. All I can say is “Wow”! These pictures are HOT. I have been in lust love lust love, oh I don’t know what it is, with her since I first hear those three words… “I’ll never [...]

Here’s a few rants to start your Saturday off just right. I was driving home from work yesterday when all of the sudden my entire car shook with a loud booom. No, there was nothing mechanically wrong with the car. Someone had pulled in behind me in his mid-80′s Chevy Rowboat and was blasting his [...]

What is it with me and weird dreams? I had yet another one last night. For this dream, I hear a loud noise outside, and I look outside and my neighbors houses are gone. All the people across the street, with the exception of the grey house on the left are gone and in their [...]

Yesterday at work, I was sitting at my desk when someone from accounting told us that there was a bird (like the one in the picture) trapped in the accounting department. Being the curious sort we are, we decided to abandon work and go see the crazy bird flying through the accounting department. Of course [...]