Archive > May 2005

Another News Source Falls

It seems that Newsweek now joins CBS News as untrustworthy after retracting a story last Tuesday regarding events at Guantanamo Bay.
In case you haven’t been following the story, Newsweek, in their neverending quest to proliferate Bush-hating reported that US interrogators of Muslin prisoners desecrated the Koran in front of the prisoners.
“Based on what we know [...]

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Porn Bread?

Ever want to eat during sex? How about eating others having sex? No? Well, someone thought it was a good idea. Check out Porn Bread, where you can get Gingerbread cookies gettin’ it on (is that how they make more Gingerbread cookies?). You can also get doughy versions of [...]

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Total Geek Moment!

As they say, everything is big in Texas. I had a total geek moment today as I stepped into the Fry’s Electronics store in Plano, Texas. Picture a Super Wal-Mart, multiply by two and you have a Fry’s store… and it’s all electronics and accessories. This place is a total computer geek [...]

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Dr. Pepper is Better

Several years ago, Dr. Pepper was my favorite drink. I drank it or nothing everywhere I went. But several months ago, Coke changed the formula for Mr. Pibb and changed the name to Pibb Extra. Now more and more restaurants in the south are carrying Pibb Extra instead of Dr. Pepper. [...]

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Driving in Dallas

The people who designed the roads in Texas must have been smoking some primo weed when they put pen to paper, because I can’t figure out where the hell I’m going most of the time.
The biggest pain in the ass is the “access road” that runs parallel to the highways (which they call “freeways” here, [...]

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In a Galaxy Far Far Away

In honor of Star Wars coming out today…

Your Star Wars Name and Title

Your Star Wars Name: Kylbi Mojac
Your Star Wars Title: Fohmoc of Trebor

Your Star Wars Name and Title

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Random Thoughts from 40,000 Feet

I’m on my way to Dallas Texas. As is the usual case, my employer booked me on the worst possible flight (leaving Atlanta at 9:00 pm), in coach, on a full flight. As we are a corporate customer, I tried using our upgrades to get into a business class seat so I don’t [...]

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Selling the Garage…

Don’t you hate cleaning the crap out of your closets and basement? I know I do. That’s what I spent this past weekend doing, in anticipation of the annual redneck tradition of having a neighborhood-wide garage sale.
Unfortunately, due to my job, I didn’t have time to completely clean out the closet, but I [...]

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