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Now, I’m not one to just abandon a date as soon as we meet… I decided to at least tough it out. So, we continued on to the restaurant and sat down to look at our menus and get our drinks… this is when the 2 year old suddenly decides to go berserk. AND SHE IGNORES HIM. This kid is screaming his fool head off and she keeps reading the menu like nothing is going on. Other people in the restaurant turn to stare… I’m sure my face turned all shades of read and I wanted to explain to all of them: the brat’s not mine…

Finally she shuts the kid up, we order and the food comes (quickly, thank god). We eat, I try to keep the conversation pleasant, asking all the socially appropriate questions and answer hers. Anytime she brought any kind of future up, I quickly steering the conversation somewhere else. We finally finished dinner and the kid was starting to be bratty again.

I took this as my opportunity to get the hell out of there. I asked her “Do you want to take a rain check on the coffee and get him home?” She thought about it for a loooooong second and finally said yes. (Yes, There is a God!)

I avoided any future contact with her… thank god for caller id and invisible mode. There should be a law against fibbing on you dating profiles.

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