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Entries for November, 2005

Saving Time…

As often as I disagree with the things Bob Parsons of Godaddy says and does, the other day, he posted a message on his blog about he saves some time by not being so “polite”. For the past few months I’ve been saving time and headaches by managing my email box. I divided my inbox [...]

Holiday Safety Lesson

The holidays are coming, and with it, mass quantities of alcohol will be consumed. So, please, learn from this guy’s mistake and be safe this holiday season. Blow out the shot before you drink it, folks.

Happy Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! Here’s hoping you have much to give thanks for… especially that big fat turkey in the oven.

Who said New Yorkers could drive?

My cousin just emailed me these images that someone took the other day in New York. I’d love to have been the officer responding to this and hearing both driver’s account of what happened. And I thought people here in Georgia couldn’t drive. Geez, at least they know that you can’t have two cars occupying [...]

Thoughts to Ponder

Ten NEW Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 – Give a person [...]

New Friends & Christmas Things

Today I have a bunch of stuff to talk about… yes, today I am full of it. And here it goes… In case you hadn’t already noticed, I have a new friend. His name is Ted. Ted’s (expat Brit in the US) website is for his opinionated skewed look on the world, and it’s called [...]

Scenes from an Auburn Game: Iron Bowl 2005

Yesterday was a very sweet day. I got up before the crack of dawn to head out of town with my friend to Iron Bowl 2005. We got down there around 9 am and headed straight for campus to find a parking place. Wow! There were already a ton of people there… we finally found [...]

The Day of the Iron Bowl

Today is the day. It is the day of the Iron Bowl. It is the day that all Auburn and Alabama fans live for. It is why I buy season tickets. It is a special day in the minds and hearts of Auburn fans everywhere. The Iron Bowl always brings out the most outrageous fans. [...]