TheBisch

Ugh. Everywhere I go I see Christmas trees. It’s not even thanksgiving yet and there’s already Christmas trees. Heck, they were putting them up the day before Halloween! Thanksgiving stuff is already on clearance at all the retail stores. What is the world coming to? Christmas used to be a magical time of year… I [...]

Here I sit in my hotel room in the middle of Nowhere, Tennessee with nothing to do but Stupid Blog Games from Brandie. YOUR PORN STAR NAME (first pet and street you lived on): Caesar Brightfield YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/mother on father’s side and favorite snack): Walter Twix YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME (first word [...]

Today, I had HR come and ask me to confirm my hours for last week. It seems that I worked 74.5 hours last week (we swipe in and out of our building)… she wanted to make sure that it was correct. Apparently, it is. I couldn’t believe I spent so many hours in the office. [...]

I just have one thing to say to all the Georgia Bulldog fans who thought their precious DJ Shockley was the best thing since sliced bread and that UGA wouldn’t lose to Auburn. WAR DAMN EAGLE Nothing was sweeter than watching grown men and college girls cry on national television. Boo-hoo, our precious Shockley isn’t [...]

I can’t believe another week is gone already. Time flies when I’m in the office. One thing that amazes me is how much work I can get done when other people aren’t there. If I (god forbid) come in early, or stay late, I get so much more work done then when I’m there. It’s [...]

Well, boys and girls, Jeremy could no longer afford to be my friend. Now I have a new friend who has bought my friendship. You really should scroll down and visit my new friend. Her name is Gigglechick. She’s actually been on my blogroll for as long as I can remember, but as long as [...]

PRAISE JESUS AND HALLELUJAH! Earthlink has finally released me from the depths of noDSLhell. After 16 days of dealing with morons from India, I have finally obtained a DSL signal again. I can finally get online using the desktop again instead of stealing my neighbors bandwidth with the company laptop’s WIFI. God bless people who [...]

The Mega Millions Jackpot is estimated to be $225 million dollars on Tuesday night. I am buying tickets. If I win, I have already informed my co-workers that they will not see or hear from me. I will send them all postcars from Hawaii. My boss will receive a special postcard, informing them that I [...]