Ten NEW Thoughts to Ponder
- Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
- Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
- Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
- Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky…..not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
- Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
- Number 2 - In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR THIS WEEK:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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