Archive for December, 2005

2005 – A Year In Review

Well 2005 is nearly gone and it’s time to usher in 2006… let’s take a look back at the highlights (and lowlights) of 2005 here on TheBisch.
January
- I totally had a bad travel day.
- I showed you my boobies!
- I had a brush with fame.
- Washington DC cops took a picture of me [...]

Wordpress 2.0… Who cares?

The software I use for this blog is called WordPress… for those of you who are familiar with WordPress, you probably know that version 2.0 came out not too long ago. I haven’t upgraded to 2.0 yet, and the other day Owen wanted to know why.
I haven’t upgraded for a number of reasons… most [...]

Nick Gholson says…

As most of you know I am by no means a devout Christian, or even an occasional church goer, but this summarizes the point I was making the other day regarding Christmas.
Nick Gholson says:
I don’t believe in Santa Claus, but I’m not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. [...]

The Bisch On Vacation

Here I am on my annual vacation again and I’ve gotten nothing done. It’s amazing how giving me a few days off gets me nowhere in the mountain of stuff I need to do at home.
Here’s my to do list before vacation ends

1. Fold my laundry (wasn’t I doing this last year?)
2. Clean up [...]

Let Me Grease Up Your Boobs

If you have never seen The Man Show on Comedy Central, you’re in for a treat. A friend of mine just sent me this video clip, which I thought was hilarious!
Amazing what kids can get away with… if I tried any of these, I’d get slapped for sure.
So, how about it ladies? Can [...]

Mele Kalikimaka

Mele Kalikimaka means Merry Christmas in Hawai`ian. I only wish I could be on the islands this Christmas time… here’s why…

The only snow you see is in a cone shaped cup and covered with syrup.

Santa arrives on the beach in a canoe.
Aloha shirts and muumuus are worn to Christmas services.
Winter clothes are a [...]

Having Fun With Christmas Cards

Wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS?
Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD! There’s still time!
As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world.
Here’s the Address, just don’t be rude or [...]

The Annual Free iPod Report

This time last year I signed up to get a free iPod.
So far 27 people have followed the link and not completed their end of the deal…. but two of you have… which means I only need three more people to follow this link and complete your end of the deal so you can get [...]