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I stole this list from Babs… shocking how much one forgets from their childhood… You Know You Grew Up In The 80’s or Early 90’s If: 1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “SIKE” 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the “Fresh Prince of Belair” and [...]

I just wanted to say thank you to my Secret Santa for buying me ::amazon(“0887306640″,”this book”):: This will definitely give me something to read over the Christmas holidays and then I can start the year out right with BischSlap.com! Thanks again Secret Santa, whoever you are! If you still haven’t bought me a Christmas gift [...]

I’ve been noticing something different as I go through the mountains of newspaper ads and wander the aisles in stores this Christmas season. Nobody uses the word Christmas anymore. It’s always “Happy Holidays” or some variation to include all of the other holidays that have popped up over the years (ie: ::wikipedia(“Kwanzaa”)::, and ::wikipedia(“Festivus”)::, as [...]

When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard: Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, ‘Woe to those who call [...]

Today is December 10th… and if you’ve clicked on the Secret Santa icon on my sidebar and joined in the fun, you know that today is the day that they announce who your Secret Santa recipient is. Since we buy off each others Amazon Gift List, I thought I’d briefly talk about what’s on mine… [...]

Planning for the fall football season in the South is radically different than up North. For those who are planning a football trip South, here are some helpful hints. **Women’s Accessories** NORTH: ChapStick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket. SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and a [...]

I feel just like Navin Johnson in ::imdb(“The Jerk”, “The Jerk”)::, I have been accepted into the Shitty Blogs Club! But waitaminute, doesn’t that mean that my blog is shitty? Well, yeah, it is… go back and read my posts from a year ago and then read entries from last week. You’ll see that the [...]

Well, my 2005 roster really didn’t go anywhere. Only one of my picks kicked the bucket. Maybe I’ll research it a little better this year and have a better year. What am I talking about? The Dead Pool, of course. Haven’t you ever played? You pick 15 people you think are gonna kick the bucket [...]