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Entries for February, 2006

The Break Room

Today I was really tired at work and needed an energy boost (ie: anything with caffiene)…. so during a break I headed over to the employee break room. In the break room, there’s a soda machine, a snack machine, and the horrible liquid machine that dispenses “coffee”, which smells like rancid pee and doesn’t taste [...]

Atlanta’s Opening Day?

Okay, what the hell is this? Atlanta has an opening day every day? I know we first saw this ad during the Superbowl, and lately, I’ve seen it all over Atlanta on billboards and quite recently, at the airport. Who the hell thought of this and why? If you go to the website, you’ll even [...]

Super Snub?

I know it’s been a week since Superbowl XL, but I haven’t had an internet connection in all this time. I’m wondering… did anybody else notice that Superbowl XL MVP, Hines Ward, snubbed his alma mater, the University of Georgia, in the introductions that Madden and Company did in the opening quarter? You know where [...]

TheBisch Held Hostage: Still

Earthlink officially sucks. They can’t figure out what’s wrong with my DSL connection. I’ve even got a new DSL modem and the damn connection still doesn’t work. I’ve wasted a month with these jackasses. I’m switching to Comcast. Stay tuned for more of TheBisch real soon!

My Latest Friend

My newest friend is Kentucky Girl. If you haven’t already gone to check her out, you really should. Her stories of things like people shitting in public next to her, and the power of her nose (those stories aren’t related) are very funny. Want to check her out? Click on the link under “Buy My [...]

Oh Big Box Mart!

Wal-Mart is at it again… yesterday, they closed the Super Wal-Mart in my town and moved four miles away into a new Wal-Mart SuperCenter. Why? The old Wal-Mart was perfectly good, the building can’t be more than 10 years old, yeah traffic is a pain in the ass during the Christmas season, but it is [...]