Guess what? It’s coming! Quite literally!
As you well know February 14th is a woman’s holiday. Guys don’t like all the mushy stuff that Valentine’s Day brings. It’s all about you ladies. So, us guys needed our own celebration that easily spells out what we want/need for our special day. Thus, we have “Steak and Blowjob Day”, which is on March 14th. Ladies, to celebrate our special day, you simply give us what the day calls for… steak and a blowjob.
You can take us out for the steak, or make it yourself, that certainly doesn’t matter… as long as it’s a nice big juicy steak. As for the second half of the day… it’s simply a blowjob. No “cuddling” afterwards, no reciprocating, no foreplay. Just a nice blowjob. Remember, Valentine’s day is all about you… Steak and Blowjob day is all about us!
Help us celebrate! Pass the word on to everyone!
07/03/2006 at 8:54 am Permalink
thanks for the reminder chief
gotta go put up my post
07/03/2006 at 1:46 pm Permalink
That is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
You should get steak and a blowjob just for posting that.
A very happy Steak and Blowjob day to you!
09/03/2006 at 7:40 am Permalink
WK? Are you volunteering?