TheBisch Held Hostage: The Final Chapter

It works! It’s unbelieveable, but it works! My internet connection is back online and has been for the entire weekend. (Yes, the little things in life do matter). Amazing how one little switch over to BellSouth DSL fixes all my problems, eh Earthlink? Yeah, it’s the wires in my home my ass. It’s Earthlink’s fucked up equipment is what it is.

Oh the joy I just had telling my Earthlink Customer “wedont” Care Representative to go fuck himself and all of India too. He offered to connect me to a “Master Technician”, what or whoever that might be. I told him it was too late, that they had their chance to fix my shit and that the dumbasses in India never offered to connect me to any Master Technician, they just gave me the runaround. Then he offered to reduce the fee on my service… I said, “Dude, if you can make your service work, and give it to me for less than I’ve been paying for the last four months… sure, but I doubt you can get your boss to pay me to use Earthlink.” Then he was confused and I had to explain that for the last four months I haven’t paid anything because they haven’t provided anything. That’s when I told him to stick it where the sun don’t shine….

So, once and for all: FUCK YOU EARTHLINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, TheBisch is back… tell your friends.