An announcement
I am mourning the death of the United States of America as we know it. America, you have elected the wrong man to be your president. Barack Obama is nothing more than another product of the corrupt political establishment. The only “change” Obama will bring to this country is an increase in the amount of taxes you are going to pay to finance the Dems bigger government handouts to those who don’t deserve it (the welfare lazy, the Wall Street bailout, the Big Three Auto bailout, etc).
America, because you seem bent on electing someone who is inexperienced and young, I am hereby announcing my candidacy for president in 2012. By 2012, I will satisfy all the requirements to hold the office as defined in Constitution of the United States, Article II, Section 1, Clause 5, which states: No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States at the time of the adoption of this constitution, shall be eligible to the office of president; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained the age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen years a resident within the United States.
I do not conspire with terrorists, I have lived in the United States all my life, I have a very real birth certificate that is on file with a very real hospital. What’s more important, is that I am a Patriot. I do not belong to any corrupt political machine. My only desire to to release American citizens from the bonds of a big, bloated government. Elect TheBisch in ‘12. A better change is coming.
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Barack Obama Is Not My President
TheBisch for President!!!