The Second Amendment

Posted by TheBisch
January 11, 2009

Today I celebrated my right to bear arms by going to my local shooting range for some “therapy” as some of my friends call it. I need some “therapy”, don’t you think?

Here’s some words of wisdom I got in an email the other day and I thought I’d pass it along.

The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. (waiting for attack)

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

    1. Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.
    2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
    3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
    4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
    5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do you carry a 45?’ Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a 46.
    6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. ‘Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?’ ‘No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.’
    7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said ‘Well I certainly hope it isn’t loaded!’ To which I said, of course it is loaded, can’t work without bullets!’ She then asked, ‘Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?’ My reply was, ‘No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.’ To which I’ll add, having a gun in the house that isn’t loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.

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Comments
@Salena

Speaking of the 2nd Amendment, guess what I got? :)

Comment by Salena on Sunday, 1/11/2009 @ 10:40 pm

I’m glad we’re getting some group therapy this weekend. :)

Comment by Trevor on Thursday, 1/15/2009 @ 2:28 pm

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