This past weekend, I played Rock Band with some friends of mine and while I completely sucked at playing the drums, I was pretty good at playing guitar. It has renewed my interest in buying another game system. The last game system I bought was the original Playstation…. I haven’t bought a system since then. The question is should I?

Game systems have progressed so much over the years… I’ve never been a master at any one game system. So, it makes me wonder if I should invest the money in yet another system. I could use a massive amount of hotel points I’ve gained over the years and get an Xbox 360 Elite system for free… but then I’d lose out on a ton of free hotel room time that I can use on vacations and such. In fact, it would practically wipe out all the points I have.

Getting a system would give me something to do… I’m moving to a new town, where I know only a few people. I can imagine I’ll need something to do in my new-found spare time.

I’m just not sure which way I lean on this… Anyone have any thoughts?

Yeah, I’m making a comeback. It’s been nearly two years since I last posted here in my blog. I’ve had a few of my most dedicated readers (also known as friends) ask if I was ever going to start blogging again. I think at this point, I probably could start again.

A lot has changed in two years. I’ve uh… gotten older (I’m 29, with three years experience). I’ve just changed jobs and now I’m moving to Chattanooga. So, this blog will be about my misadventures in moving, and whatever else is on my mind. I may not update it everyday, so you’ll have to check back often to see what’s up.

I know I’m going to have friends that read this blog… and that’s your choice. Just know that I’m not going to censor anything on here…. except for stuff about work. I won’t discuss work on my blog. Sorry, I know that provided a lot of entertainment value when I was with my former employer, but I actually like my current job…

Welcome back, readers… post some comments, let me know what you think (and that you’re out there!)

It works! It’s unbelieveable, but it works! My internet connection is back online and has been for the entire weekend. (Yes, the little things in life do matter). Amazing how one little switch over to BellSouth DSL fixes all my problems, eh Earthlink? Yeah, it’s the wires in my home my ass. It’s Earthlink’s fucked up equipment is what it is.

Oh the joy I just had telling my Earthlink Customer “wedont” Care Representative to go fuck himself and all of India too. He offered to connect me to a “Master Technician”, what or whoever that might be. I told him it was too late, that they had their chance to fix my shit and that the dumbasses in India never offered to connect me to any Master Technician, they just gave me the runaround. Then he offered to reduce the fee on my service… I said, “Dude, if you can make your service work, and give it to me for less than I’ve been paying for the last four months… sure, but I doubt you can get your boss to pay me to use Earthlink.” Then he was confused and I had to explain that for the last four months I haven’t paid anything because they haven’t provided anything. That’s when I told him to stick it where the sun don’t shine….

So, once and for all: FUCK YOU EARTHLINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, TheBisch is back… tell your friends.

Guess what? It’s coming! Quite literally!

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

As you well know February 14th is a woman’s holiday. Guys don’t like all the mushy stuff that Valentine’s Day brings. It’s all about you ladies. So, us guys needed our own celebration that easily spells out what we want/need for our special day. Thus, we have “Steak and Blowjob Day”, which is on March 14th. Ladies, to celebrate our special day, you simply give us what the day calls for… steak and a blowjob.

You can take us out for the steak, or make it yourself, that certainly doesn’t matter… as long as it’s a nice big juicy steak. As for the second half of the day… it’s simply a blowjob. No “cuddling” afterwards, no reciprocating, no foreplay. Just a nice blowjob. Remember, Valentine’s day is all about you… Steak and Blowjob day is all about us!

Help us celebrate! Pass the word on to everyone!

I went to KMart the other day and they were having a massive after Christmas clearance sale…

90% off all Christmas stuff! All I needed was new wrapping paper, but I was with one of the girls from work, who wanted some stuff too (hence the pillows & other shit). Still, between the two of us, we got all that crap for under $11 bucks! There’s like four bags full of stuff… God bless Kmart.

The streak is over! USC has finally lost a game… it was so sweet to see them finally lose. Nothing is more irritiating than a bunch of fans (and players) with swelled heads. Even Leinart shows his lack of class in the post-game saying “We’re still a better team”. No, you’re not… you lost. Texas stopped your star Heisman running back, your coach made some mistake on the gutsy calls (I would have punted late the fourth quarter instead of going for it on 4th and 2 at midfield)… The better team won. Deal with it.

One thing I noticed, Texas definitely has the hotter cheerleaders. I saw some USC cheerleaders who thighs are bigger than mine… that’s kind of sick. And the USC fans had it right all night… raise up those two fingers… because you’re number two.

Believe me, I was on the edge of my seat during much of the game… It was quite awesome. A real defensive struggle in the first half and an offensive blowout in the second half. Very emotional and exciting game.

Congrats to Vince Young and all of the Texas players. You are the better team, you played hard, you kicked ass. You deserve it.

HOOK EM HORNS!

Welcome to 2006… it’s time for my New Year’s Resolutions. Let’s see if I can stick to them this year.

1. Chill out, and stop stressing. Allow the Aloha Spirit to flow.

2. Spend less, save more.

3. Eat less, excercise more. Join the gym, get back to being healthy.

4. Keep the house clean now that it is finally straightened up!

5. Get out more, watch less TiVo.

That should be enough… I’ll take bets on how long it takes me to break them all.

Well 2005 is nearly gone and it’s time to usher in 2006… let’s take a look back at the highlights (and lowlights) of 2005 here on TheBisch.

January

- I totally had a bad travel day.
- I showed you my boobies!
- I had a brush with fame.
- Washington DC cops took a picture of me breaking the law.

February
- I took my first trip to Hawaii.
- I turned another year older.

March

- White Castle just about kills me.
- John Z. Delorean passes away, taking with him any chance of a New DeLorean.
- I get pissed at the Detroit Airport.
- I reminisce about my days in radio, while at Auburn.

April

- I had the strangest dream about flying.
- I fell in love all over again
- TiVo begins to take over my life.

May
- I reminisce about my first kiss with an older woman.
- I made out my will.

June

- I wonder how intelligent people I work with really are.
- I pass along my “Boyz in Da Hood” story from Philly.

July

- Back to Hawaii again!
- UPS drives me crazy!
- I celebrate my one year blogiversary!

August

- I participated in Blogathon 2005, where I blogged every half-hour for 24 hours straight (with no sleep!)
- I issued the Harry Potter Challenge.
- I lei’d friend and fellow blogger, Kelly.
- I had a garage sale! Boy what a busy month!

September

- The new Auburn football season started.
- We remembered 9/11.
- I met the Plane Nazi.

October
- I visited New Orleans post-Katrina.
- The company gave me a promotion, which meant the end of the road for me.
- TheBisch goes through another redesign (the design you see today!)

November
- EarthLink holds me hostage for 16 days due to their incompetence.
- I announce the first major push of my internet business, Bischslap.com
- I discover new ways to save time.

December
- I signed up for the 2006 Dead Pool.
- My Secret Santa was good to me!
- I submit the annual free iPod report.
- Merry Christmas!

Well, there we have it folks… my highlights (and lowlights) for 2005…. let’s hope 2006 is just as entertaining.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL!