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Entries for the ‘My Daily Life’ Category

Okay, so what about the car?

Now, for the other “news” from my outburst… Friday night, after eating dinner with some friends, I go out to my car, turn the key and discover that my battery is dead. Well, I was with the last group of folks to leave. By the time I got to my car, I knew that one [...]

It’s just not my day… week… whatever

So, a few of you have asked me what’s up with my rant outburst from this morning. I’ve had a few issues this week and I am just fed up! For those of you who follow me on Twitter, you know that I’ve been fighting a pretty nasty case of poison ivy. I have no [...]

Well, **** YOU!

an..and fuck this! and fuck this! and fuck this rooster! and fuck my car! and fuck this poison ivy! I am The Fucking Bisch! So fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you!

I wanna be a rockstar…

This past weekend, I played Rock Band with some friends of mine and while I completely sucked at playing the drums, I was pretty good at playing guitar. It has renewed my interest in buying another game system. The last game system I bought was the original Playstation…. I haven’t bought a system since then. [...]

The Bisch is Back!

Yeah, I’m making a comeback. It’s been nearly two years since I last posted here in my blog. I’ve had a few of my most dedicated readers (also known as friends) ask if I was ever going to start blogging again. I think at this point, I probably could start again. A lot has changed [...]

TheBisch Held Hostage: The Final Chapter

It works! It’s unbelieveable, but it works! My internet connection is back online and has been for the entire weekend. (Yes, the little things in life do matter). Amazing how one little switch over to BellSouth DSL fixes all my problems, eh Earthlink? Yeah, it’s the wires in my home my ass. It’s Earthlink’s fucked [...]

Steak & Blowjob day

Guess what? It’s coming! Quite literally! http://www.steakandbjday.com/ As you well know February 14th is a woman’s holiday. Guys don’t like all the mushy stuff that Valentine’s Day brings. It’s all about you ladies. So, us guys needed our own celebration that easily spells out what we want/need for our special day. Thus, we have “Steak [...]

Massive After Xmas Sale

I went to KMart the other day and they were having a massive after Christmas clearance sale… 90% off all Christmas stuff! All I needed was new wrapping paper, but I was with one of the girls from work, who wanted some stuff too (hence the pillows & other shit). Still, between the two of [...]