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Entries for the ‘Office Space’ Category

Finding a Co-Worker

The main reason I don’t blog about stuff that goes on at the office is I don’t ever want to be Dooced. I wasn’t worried much while on the road, because the cast of characters changed every week… but now I only have finite number of people to bitch and whine about. Which leads me [...]

The Break Room

Today I was really tired at work and needed an energy boost (ie: anything with caffiene)…. so during a break I headed over to the employee break room. In the break room, there’s a soda machine, a snack machine, and the horrible liquid machine that dispenses “coffee”, which smells like rancid pee and doesn’t taste [...]

No Meeting Wednesday

Ever notice how you can’t get anything done at work because you spend countless hours in meetings? And meetings about meetings? And pre-meetings for the meetings about meetings? Yeah… I have that trouble. I spend my entire day doing nothing but sit in meetings… or sit and wait for meetings to start because someone else [...]

Vacation Was Too Short

Well it was back to the daily grind for me today and let me tell you, my vacation was waaay too short. I spent the better part of today in meetings, accomplishing nothing. Oh, the joys of being in the office. Sometimes, it makes me long for the road again. I am thoroughly disappointed with [...]

Saving Time…

As often as I disagree with the things Bob Parsons of Godaddy says and does, the other day, he posted a message on his blog about he saves some time by not being so “polite”. For the past few months I’ve been saving time and headaches by managing my email box. I divided my inbox [...]

Life in General

Today, I had HR come and ask me to confirm my hours for last week. It seems that I worked 74.5 hours last week (we swipe in and out of our building)… she wanted to make sure that it was correct. Apparently, it is. I couldn’t believe I spent so many hours in the office. [...]

Time for a meeting?

I can’t believe another week is gone already. Time flies when I’m in the office. One thing that amazes me is how much work I can get done when other people aren’t there. If I (god forbid) come in early, or stay late, I get so much more work done then when I’m there. It’s [...]

Postcards from my Island Paradise

The Mega Millions Jackpot is estimated to be $225 million dollars on Tuesday night. I am buying tickets. If I win, I have already informed my co-workers that they will not see or hear from me. I will send them all postcars from Hawaii. My boss will receive a special postcard, informing them that I [...]