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How’d I Wind Up with the damn Van?

You might remember I said yesterday that I’d be driving the department’s Ford Expedition this week. Well, I got screwed out of that deal this morning. One of our guys from our Mississippi office decided he couldn’t make it to his job site this week, so we’re sending two guys from our office [...]

Sillyness at the Office

I’m working in town again this week and that means I get to drive a company vehicle. Our department has a bunch of two-seater cargo vans and one Ford Expedition. Well, guess which one I claimed?
Then Friday afternoon, a manager who works for another department, decides he wants the Expedition because he needs [...]

How to Waste $72.16 or Being a Birdcatcher

Yesterday at work, I was sitting at my desk when someone from accounting told us that there was a bird (like the one in the picture) trapped in the accounting department. Being the curious sort we are, we decided to abandon work and go see the crazy bird flying through the accounting department. [...]

Proof that HR has nothing better to do….

I just got this email the other day from our Human Resources Department….

To: All Employees
From: Human Resources
Re: Bathrooms in the Accounting Dept
Date: March 25, 2005
Over the past few months there have been quite a few instances where [...]

Leave it to my employer….

Leave it to my company to take any pleasure out of flying to Hawaii. They bought the cheapest damn tickets in the world, so I can’t use my tons of Skymiles to upgrade to first class… plus I’m changing AIRLINES (no, not planes: AIRLINES) in LAX… and I have less than 90 minutes to do [...]

Back to the Daily Grind….

Well, that’s it… Vacation is over and it’s back to the daily grind. Since I don’t have any travel scheduled yet, I actually went into the office yesterday, sat around on my butt and did a whole bunch of nothing. Gee, it was almost like being on vacation, but I had to sit [...]

I’m going to Hawaii! Yay! Yay! I’m going to Hawaii!

Maybe this new job won’t be so bad after all… my first long distance travel assignment upon my return from vacation is to go to Hawaii for up to two weeks (depending on which customers confirm)…. boy is that so not going to suck. I’ve never been to Hawaii. I’ll make sure I [...]

Merry Christmas to me?

In News of the Weird today… my boss is leaving. Dammit, I’ll miss him… I had him trained so well. Now I’ll have to train a new boss! Problem is, I already know who the new boss is…. and she was hired after I was…. which means, I was passed up for a [...]

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