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Entries for the ‘People are Stupid’ Category

No Speakie English!

A couple weeks ago, I was elated to hear that the someone (namely the LPGA) finally had the er… umm… balls to stand up in the face of political correctness and require that their members speak English well enough to get by in an interview. Not be fluent, mind you, but be able to speak [...]

Wha Yu Sa Ying?

A little break from the Obama-fest…. Getting Chinese characters tattooed on your body is a hot trend these days. But before you get your ink done, you should make sure that your tattoo artist knows what he’s doing and you know what the characters you’re getting tattooed on your body mean. Some dumbass decided to [...]

This was me this morning!

more cat pictures I know I’ve been remiss in telling Life’s Little Stories… I saw this picture on the LOLcats site today and was reminded of my own morning, where I definitely “haz a fierce”. Allow me to explain… I hadn’t been to the grocery store lately, so I don’t have any suitable food for [...]

Ruby Tuesday is going to explode!

In case you hadn’t noticed lately, Ruby Tuesday has been making over all their restaurants. Well, they’re down to the last “old style” restaurant. And they’re gonna broadcast the demolition live online today at 3 pm Eastern time…. Added at 3:40 pm, 8/5/08 In case you missed it… Ruby Tuesday was going to blow up [...]

Mmmm! Tasty!

Saw this on the Fail Blog. Don’t you want one?

People are strange

Today I went to Subway for lunch and stood in-line behind this woman who paid for her sandwich and left the building. That’s not weird, that’s normal. What’s weird is, after I paid for mine and sat down, I happened to look outside in the parking lot and here was the same woman, sitting in [...]

Somebody’s Watching Me

If you visit my blog, you’ve noticed I have a Twitter update. What I find particularly interesting is twitter tells you who is following your twitter updates. My question is who are all of these people following me? And why? What would cause someone to want to follow the twitter updates of a complete stranger? [...]

Holiday Safety Lesson

The holidays are coming, and with it, mass quantities of alcohol will be consumed. So, please, learn from this guy’s mistake and be safe this holiday season. Blow out the shot before you drink it, folks.