On the Soapbox

Did Spoons Make Rosie O’Donnell Fat?

Cross-posted at BarackObamaIsNotMyPresident.com
So, did they? The answer, is no (obviously). Spoons did not make Rosie O’Donnell fat – nor is any utensil to blame for people who might be a bit on the unhealthily large side. Psychologists would probably love to place the blame there, as would half of the country these days; with our [...]

Winter in the South

I spent my childhood growing up in places that had the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter. People watched the weather and dressed accordingly and life went on, no matter what was going on outside; sun, rain, sleet or snow.
Then I moved to the South.
Today, as I type this entry, I have heard [...]

Goodbye Nick! (Saban)

This was sent to me by a LSU fan yesterday and I got a huge kick out of it. Alabama totally bit the big one against Utah in the Sugar Bowl. What an embarrassment to the SEC. The sports talk show I listen to had Bama fans calling in with all sorts [...]

Dear Auburn Athletics Department

Dear Auburn Athletics Department,
A couple of weeks ago, I sent An Open Letter to Auburn University, questioning the decision making process behind the departure of Tommy Tuberville. Now, your solution to the “problem” has raised more questions than it has answered.
Let me get this straight. We had a coach that had been at [...]

An Open Letter to Auburn University

Dear Auburn University,
Today is a dark day for Auburn Athletics. I am deeply hurt by the events that transpired late yesterday. Auburn University had a good football coach in Tommy Tuberville. In his ten years as the head football coach of the Tigers, he averaged nine wins a season. He won the [...]

Gun Control – Kennesaw Revisited

In the interest of this political climate, I know one of the lesser known hot topics is gun control. Specifically, handgun control. I am a member of the NRA and handgun owner. I have a conceal carry permit. I do not support any further governmental gun control. The government already has crapped [...]

Park It!

One of the most curious things that I’ve noticed about living here is that people don’t seem to know how to park. I don’t mean parallel park, I mean park… like stick your car between to two white lines kinda parking. See “Exhibit A” to the left… this dumbass doesn’t know how to [...]

Here’s something else I think is sick…

See this cute guy here? This is Norman. He was an eight year old sweet, loving cat who had the misfortune of belonging to a woman who had bad taste in men. This sweet guy loved his owner so much he would come running to the door to greet her when she [...]