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#5: Happy Holidays!

– It’s not too late! Click here to Sponsor me in the Blogathon! Win Fabulous Prizes (see right) Look! They’ve already got the Halloween stuff up in the stores! SCHOOL hasn’t started yet… you should still be running back to school sales, not pushing Halloween? Why do the stores insist on pushing all the holidays [...]

#3: The Impotence of Spell Check

– It’s not too late! Click here to Sponsor me in the Blogathon! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I saw this sign last night at my local Sam’s Club. It would appear that you too can get a 32 inch Moniter. You know you’re in the south when you replace your O’s with E’s.

#1: Good morning Blogathon 2005!

Well, it has begun. Over the next 24 hours, I’ll be talking about just about whatever comes to mind and making a new post about once every 30 minutes. Be ready to read about just about anything, especially as the hours fade to night and I grow tired and weary from the sleep deprivation. Those of you who know me, know I covet my sleep.

How To Sponsor Me in the Blogathon

WELCOME ANYSOLDIER.COM VISITORS! – I’m participating in Blogathon 2005 to benefit AnySoldier.Com. Please Sponsor me and help this worthy cause! EVERYONE – CHECK OUT THE NEW PRIZES BELOW AND SPONSOR ME! The goal is to reach $500.00 in sponsorships by the end of the Blogathon. Sponsoring me means that you’re committing to donate a certain [...]

Porn Bread?

Ever want to eat during sex? How about eating others having sex? No? Well, someone thought it was a good idea. Check out Porn Bread, where you can get Gingerbread cookies gettin’ it on (is that how they make more Gingerbread cookies?). You can also get doughy versions of penises, vaginas, and best of all, [...]

My 2005 Dead Pool Picks

Well the 2005 Dead Pool is in full swing now… are you playing? I wanted to share with you my picks for 2005. Dylan, Bob Osbourne, Ozzy Dole, Robert Castro, Fidel Love, Courtney Clark, Dick d’Onofrio, Vincent Summerall, Pat Rehnquist, William Van Halen, Eddie Schwartz, Sherwood Getty, Estelle Vonnegut, Kurt Shula, Don Combs, Sean I [...]

I wanna free iPod!

Okay boys and girls…. I finally broke down… everyone’s getting a free iPod these days, and now I want one. So, click this link and sign up, complete an offer (the RealRhapsody one is pretty inexpensive and kinda cool), then get five of your own friends to do the same thing and get your own [...]

The Dead Pool

Well, they’ve finally turned death into a game. Pick the most deaths (or the best deaths) and win prizes at the end of the year! Now accepting applications for the 2005 season, I’ve already put mine in… How do you play? Click here and follow directions. Make sure you tell them I sent you! I’ll [...]