Well 2005 is nearly gone and it’s time to usher in 2006… let’s take a look back at the highlights (and lowlights) of 2005 here on TheBisch.
January
- I totally had a bad travel day.
- I showed you my boobies!
- I had a brush with fame.
- Washington DC cops took a picture of me [...]
Category > That Funny!
2005 - A Year In Review
Let Me Grease Up Your Boobs
If you have never seen The Man Show on Comedy Central, you’re in for a treat. A friend of mine just sent me this video clip, which I thought was hilarious!
Amazing what kids can get away with… if I tried any of these, I’d get slapped for sure.
So, how about it ladies? Can [...]
Having Fun With Christmas Cards
Wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS?
Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD! There’s still time!
As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world.
Here’s the Address, just don’t be rude or [...]
Planning Your College Football Weekend
Planning for the fall football season in the South is radically different than up North. For those who are planning a football trip South, here are some helpful hints.
**Women’s Accessories**
NORTH: ChapStick in back pocket and a $20 bill in the front pocket.
SOUTH: Louis Vuitton duffel with two lipsticks, waterproof mascara, and [...]
I’m Somebody Now!
I feel just like Navin Johnson in ::imdb(”The Jerk”, “The Jerk”)::, I have been accepted into the Shitty Blogs Club!
But waitaminute, doesn’t that mean that my blog is shitty?
Well, yeah, it is… go back and read my posts from a year ago and then read entries from last week. You’ll see that the quality [...]
SEC Football Funnies
HOW MANY SEC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
At VANDERBILT: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as well as the bulbs changed at Harvard.
At GEORGIA: it takes two, one to change the bulb and one to [...]
Who said New Yorkers could drive?
My cousin just emailed me these images that someone took the other day in New York. I’d love to have been the officer responding to this and hearing both driver’s account of what happened.
And I thought people here in Georgia couldn’t drive. Geez, at least they know that you can’t have two cars [...]
Thoughts to Ponder
Ten NEW Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you [...]
