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Mele Kalikimaka means Merry Christmas in Hawai`ian. I only wish I could be on the islands this Christmas time… here’s why… The only snow you see is in a cone shaped cup and covered with syrup. Santa arrives on the beach in a canoe. Aloha shirts and muumuus are worn to Christmas services. Winter clothes [...]

The Mega Millions Jackpot is estimated to be $225 million dollars on Tuesday night. I am buying tickets. If I win, I have already informed my co-workers that they will not see or hear from me. I will send them all postcars from Hawaii. My boss will receive a special postcard, informing them that I [...]

My friend Kelly told me she that she wanted me to lei her when I got back from Hawaii. So I took her up on the offer and gave her a really good lei, one of my best actually. Getting lei’d by me apparently really made her day. She even took a picture of the [...]

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You’ve all heard it… It was in the closing credits of “Finding Forrester”, it was in “Meet Joe Black”, and “50 First Dates”. If you’re an ER fan, you might remember it from the episode where we said “Goodbye to Dr. Green”. It’s that haunting, heartfelt rendition of “Somewhere Over The Rainbow/What a Wonderful World”. [...]

Aloha ‘oe… farewell to thee. Today is my final day on the islands of Paradise and I thought I would leave you with the translated lyrics to a song, written by Queen Lili’uokalani, the last queen of the Hawaiian Islands. She dedicated this song as her farewell to her beloved country upon her removal from [...]

The other night, I went out to dinner at a local Bar & Grille here on O’ahu and on the TV, everyone was watching women’s professional log rolling. First of all, I didn’t know there was such a thing. Second of all, why are Hawai’ians interested in log rolling? I will admit, it’s quite entertaining, [...]